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Last night i went to a show at the Viper Room. the viper room is a place where shows are performed by musical groups. some of my favorite musical groups are the who. when i was a kid my mom was friends with these guys who were in a musical group they were called Blackstreet or something. she had them autograph a cd for me and then she gave it to me. one of the best songs on it was 69 Wayz it went

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whatever happened to those guys i dont know maybe they gave up on music

the show last night was a guy named frankel and i got to the show just in time to see the last minute of his last song. i heard he did a kazoo solo but i might have been being lied to. the last song i liked! he rocked!

_{EDITORS NOTE:; but then the other week i saw a show by him and he really sucked. he had hired this guitarist who was like some rockabilly and it was everyones opinion that he looked foolish. then the guy frankel did play a kazoo and it sucked. also the drummer was waving around some WHIP TUBE that made an annoying whizzzing noise i was like wtf is that noise and then noticed the dickhead drummer waving that whiptube. stupid. it sucks.}

the next band that played was parson red heads. i had a problem with them because there were too many people in the band like a guy just hitting tamborines and wearing shorts, which are 4 children. they were all dressed in white like a cult and they had red flair. like a red scarf or a red guitar. but there were also too many guitars there were 4. here is AT LEAST who they should kick out of the band:

-the guitarist (the husky one)
-the tamboarine kid
-the short chick who played keyboards /also tamborine

that still leaves you with 3 guitarists and one of them can take over keyboard duties come on. also i feel that minimizing...

-actually kick out the guitarist with the beard too

having less members- especially 2 not 4 guitarists- will minimize tendency to jam (shitty jam), which there was a lot of. but im going to overall give this band a positive review because they had good energy and played well and some parts were good.

_{EDITERZ NOTE::; i saw these guys the other week at the Sun Set Junction and they were pissin me off. they still havent kicked anybody out of their band yet and they had big signs that said T HE PAR S O N RED H E A DS across the stage. are they siblings? if these guys are all siblings their parents must wish they could be retroactively aborted. talk abt a boring gimmick. playin ur music. dressed in ur flair. havin a good time. i'm glad somebody is. get rid of extraneous dingbats and do something interesting. im not distracted enough by the colors Red and White to not notice you got no good songs. dress in Invisible so i dont have to look at you lol}

i went and sat in a booth with my friends and we were looking at the viper room logo on a card on the table and it was a snakewoman with a top hat on and smoking and she had a curly snake tail. i didnt notice it was a woman at first but just saw the top hat and smoking and snake and i said that is Slash. my friend said YEAH YOU CAN ALWAYS RECOGNIZE SLASH BY HIS CURLY TAIL like he was making fun of me. but i thought the snake tail indicated slash because he was in a group called slashes snake pit.


this was weird cause i didnt even know the next band mezzanine owls was actually the band that made up the snake pit of slashes snake pit they were slashs band. they played the show and the singer said thanks to frankel and the parson red heads theyre fuckin great. i was like right on. they rocked! EDTS NOTE; [[[not!]]]] the Owlz were drinking a lot, which i was too. i got the 400 dollar table service with jim beam everybody got a glass and we

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the next band was the hymns they were good. the guitar player was soloing a lot and he was wearing a v neck shirt. the singer was wearing a tank top. this i dont like but they're nice guys who really know how to party hard so im gonna let it slide and give them a overall positive review. they jammed with the crowd on the tamborines that were laying around everywhere from the parsons red heads. the one parson redhead chick was actually laying tambourines like eggs [or shitting them. /////THEY PRACTICALLY SHIT TAMBOARINES///] in the booth she was sitting at. everybody had a tambourine it was something else. they played a really good show i did like them a lot i think! but i was really wasted.





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